nice game
like mentioned before, healthbar and it will be awesome
also -1 point for copying my CrotchBeam(TM) idea i submitted 2 weeks ago somewhere else ;)
Reviews for "CannonCrotch"
I-smel responds:
What the hell?
WOOHOOOOOOOO
I totally agree with Prof-Wesker. GIVE ME A HEALTH BAR AND I LOVE YOU!
So, like, you know, a health bar! Dick-upgrades! Extra colors for my penis! Come one!
Good game :D
FLAWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fact that you shoot Nazis w/ your dick is something I can cope w/, but dieing so many times that you couldn't even so much as consider on hard mode is another thing. I think that this game would be alot more sensible to play if you'd atleast given CannonCrotch a healthbar or some armor, for Pete's sake.
Plus, I got to the Nazis' "Secret Base," and I got stuck at the part where all the clones got out of the little, big canister thingies, and I died. Where do you go from there, or is that another flaw?
"I" would also like to put "my" two cents into your authors comments. I know sometimes people don't read the instructions to something before playing a game, but in most games, it's convienient. People who don't read them tend to be to lazy, and what if there are hidden objects or easter eggs in the game? Would we just have to wait for some other person to write a review about this? I rather doubt it.
But seriously, some people, who're lazy and would play this game would probably look at this game and go, "What, is this man crazy? I have to work through all this to get a cheatcode. What am I an electrical engineer?" because people would get bored of playing it. If you want to make this game simpler, do more than not add incredibly long instructions.
great game
reminds me of from dusk till dawn :P
I-smel responds:
Before now I've never heard of that game, but it looks nothing like CannonCrotch...
Awesome
Don't listen to the haters they don't know anything about making games. This is an excellent game and deserves over a 4.0 score. Great job.