damn
I think I missed the clue :'(
Reviews for "A vexing, predicament."
Wake Up Call
There have been a lot of these "Wake Up Call" flash submissions as of late. Yes, I understand you think most of us here can do little else but sit at our computers. I'm here to inform you that it isn't true. While I'm definetly not the most intelligent person ever, I certainly am becoming a learned person. Don't under-estimate the people who come here. And dating isn't all too great, and neither is sex. Both are merely things which one does when they are bored or need a change in life. They aren't the end all, be all of human existance.
Vintage Shitposting
I think this is a joke folks...
I raised your mark since the whole thing is reasonably original, and does a good job of bringing the veiwer to think that this is going to be a well done piss-take, when it turns out to be a badly-done piss take, which is not directed at some third party, but at the veiwer. (Or should I say reader?)
However, this just doesn't make me laugh. Also, nothing else made the experience enjoyable for me.
Half-Assed Attempt
Whatever the point of this Kaufmanesque joke was, the tons of spelling mistakes and nonsensical syntax completely distract the user. Ok so your attempt is to make fun of the users, but when you put it together like this, you look fuckin’ absurd. You've validated age-old adage:
"Even a thesaurus can be a weapon in the wrong hands."
You're crew is just another in the long line of people in this world that give slightly less than a fuck. Except for a few people it seems no one tries anymore. I'm not just talking about newgrounds submissions; the whole world is like this. I want to take all of your kind and run 'em through a meat grinder. I'd face less traffic in L.A. and there would be free burgers on every street corner.
Ya I went into a rant, but how often do you get inspired by such a fagatron or was it a deceptaqueer?