I loled
That was funny as hell. I should have known Dumbledore was a pedophile! It all makes sense! I was wondering what the real reason was as to why he always called Harry into his chambers.
Honestly didn't think you'd go as far as you did (and you know what I mean, I hope), but I was glad to see you go there. Not many people would.
I hope this gets on the news, so that you become famous (or infamous?).