I'm with the SS here.
Sorry man, but this just doesn't do it for me. I checked out your user page, and your picture has, in very angry appearing text, the phrase, "Get a voice actor who doesn't suck." To me, this means we probably shouldn't be getting you.
All your characters sound like some lame guy in his early twenties making funny voices into a microphone. No matter what character it is, they all just sound like you goofing off. I'm afraid you are simply no Mel Blanc, Maurice LaMarche, Tom Kenny, Rino Romano... BLAH BLAH.
You also sound so incredibly over-the-top. Your characters all seem forced and unnatural. Perhaps it's time you begin to take a few classes in acting, and voice acting, because it's pretty obvious you're an amateur trying to do it all by yourself.
Maybe with the right training and some practice you could turn out of though.
On the up side I snickered once or twice, and the sound quality was quite crisp.