Dear zombies,
You put up quite a good fight. In fact, I was almost a bit worried at the beginning sitting in a dark cottage with nothing but a pistol and forty-five bullets. However, once I got more ammo and the steyr TMP from your fallen allies I was definitely feeling much more confident about this. Now, something that I've wanted to ask is if your boss is okay in the head. I mean, once I holed up in the bathroom all he seemed to do was wander around the wall to the left. He may want to do something about that. Also, you all seem to attack kind of slowly, and you even stop while attacking. Maybe some of you should take up a lunging attack, hm? Anyways, hopefully you take this advice to heart the next night because it'd be a bit boring otherwise.