Made my eyes hurt
I'm sorry, but this was just plain awful. This was not only the dumbest movie I have ever seen, but I think I am getting a rash from having watched it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
In fact, you are now the first recipient of what I call "The Portal's Curse"
May your cartoon be cursed,
and your name forgotten.
May you never make any more,
and your presence be banished forever. Amen.
A pox on your firstborn son, you newt on a salamander's toungue!