oh! thats a bed!
i thought i was looking at a letterbox or something...
anyway, its alright, at least it has a hint of a storyline, instead of just drawing random crap...
thats why a gave you a 1...
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Reviews for "The Life of Something"
UberMan5000 responds:
Maybe he DOES sleep in a letterbox with Superman on it!
This all flew right over your head, I see.
I hate clocks
Yeah, the last three reviews were pretty perceptive- no discernable plot, save for the author's comments. The animation looks like, well, let's say constructively that it needs work. Every other area of this flash is completely lacking, even more so than the animation. Seriously, using the "Paint" program to draw your flashes is probably not the best idea. That's constructive enough, ain't it? Though, I wouldn't be surprised if my review got deleted because of a negative comment and a low rating.
UberMan5000 responds:
You can't draw Flash in Paint. Stop saying this, it's just dumb.
Are you familiar, sir, with the Surrealist and Dadaist artistic movements, and what they attempt to achieve for the unwashed masses? The Clocks are very much like them. I believe I have succeeded here today.
Also, I'm sorry you're not so perceptive as to not see the plot of a movie if it's not spoon fed to you like an easily bored infant. No doubt most of the books you have read in your life, you just read the blurb on the back and then had to take a nap from the mental strain.
1/10
This was not good in any aspect that i can think of. The visuals were really poorly animated and I could spot numerous gliches in it while whatching it. It seemed to remind me a lot of the stuff I used to make on microsoft powerpoint when i was in 7th grade. Secondly this wasn't funny in the least. Maybe if it had some an amusing script or some sort of dialoge it could have been better or maybe if something did something funny it would be good, however as it is it just is not funny at all. Simply showing the day in the life of something does not mean its funny no matter how weird that something looks. The only good thing that i can think of to say is that it was short so I did not have to endure it for very long.
As a final note I'd like to say that this in no way reflects on you as a person, I just didn't like your flash.
UberMan5000 responds:
NO SHIT THERE WERE GLITCHES IN IT OH MY GOD HOW COULD I MISS THEM NO WAY THEY WERE PUT IN THERE INTENTIONALLY FOR COMIC EFFECT WHAT HAVE I DONE WELL THERES NO WAY OUT NOW BUT SUICIDE
AND WHAT THE STORY WASNT BLUDGEONED WITH BLUNT DIALOGUE OR DIDNT HAVE GOOD HUMOUR LIKE FART JOKES OR THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN WHITE GUYS AND BLACK GUYS YKNOW FUNNY STUFF AW SHIT WHAT AM I GONNA DO
erm..
i guess i should have smoked up before watching this...1 for potential.
UberMan5000 responds:
Next time you're blazed, come and take a look. ;)
Why did I watch that entire video?
Okay... I really don't know what to say about this. There was a severe lack of even halfway-decent animation, and a lot of 2D turns and glitches.
Tweens are great and all, but when they're the structure of the whole animation it kind of looks like crap.
Sorry to be harsh, but...
yeah.