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Reviews for "goldilocks 2"

Oh Dear God!

I saw this linked on the main page, and since it had some big huge disclaimer I wanted to see what all the fuss was about. I have no idea what the fuss was about. Like the first goldilocks, this film is dark, and boring (we still don't know why this guy kills people, I mean at least come out and say he's a sadist who enjoys torturing random people so we can be afraid of him more), only this time even more excruciating lengths than the first one. There must be at least 4 minutes of TOTALLY UNNECESSARY DARKNESS. Why is this so long if you have such little actual content? How are we supposed to be sickened or scared or anything if we can't make out what's going on?! The only part where I could see everything was the crucifixtion and the nun's blindness, and of that the crucifixtion looked humorously unrealistic. I know what you're trying to do with these animations, and the type of mood you're trying to set. You want to show people as little as possible in the hopes that their mind can think up the rest, and that it will be sick enough to fill in a certain set of blanks. That simply doesn't work with Flash, and all that we're left with is a dark, 9-minute mess.

This was good.

But now we know absolutely nothing more than we did after the first one. We don't know what the necklaces are, we don't know his motive, and someone with a big-ass gun hasn't shot him dead, yet.

On with Goldilocks 3, then . . .

Not nearly as sick as I was led to believe.

For you folks who are too "squeamish", this movie features a psychopath brutally slaughtering a preist and a nun. The little Atheists are gonna love this one. Of course, one thing that confuses me about most young folks who consider themselves "Athiests"; If you believe that God doesn't exist, why pour so much energy into hating Him and His people? Ho doesn't *exist*, remember?

Oh, and Em Kaah, what's with the flashing pendants? Do they have something to do with why this crazy fucker is killing these people?

A pointless horribly violent experience!

Very creative! Lacks a very good storyline though. Very dynamic gore scenes. You should consider a career in film making. Keep up the bad work, fellow sicko!

That churned my stomach.

It's like a combination of the movie Seven, the Columbine incident, Silent Hill 2, and that Armageddon movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger all rolled into one giant blood caked burrito. I'm giving you a 6 because I'm a total pussy for getting creeped out by both movies, but don't hold it against me. You have some serious talent in the horror department and should get payed for this kind of stuff.