New Possibilities
The series is good and all, but I'm suggesting 3 characters that may add hilarity to an already (75% of the time) funny series. Dick Cheney (You know what he looks like) is a [stupid] villain who wants to conquer US by destroying Bush and replacing him, Somidiot (a bald guy in a "suit and tie"), a villain that can alter time and has only one weakness*, and Grimm (a man with dark brown hair a blue and white cap, a white T-shirt, jeans, and a pair of white shoes) a hero with the Judgement Cannon (a giant golden gun that fires bullets and homing Vaporizers** and can only work when used by Grimm and John***).
*When someone says his name, he can no longer alter time until the next full moon. However, if his name is said during a full moon, he is stripped of his power until the next month. Fortunately, Grimm knows his name.
**Vaporizers are bullets capable of vaporizing the object it hits, triggering a quick but extremely painful death. However, in most cases, once ten Vaporizers are fired in the same year, the gun will be unable to fire any more Vaporizers for the rest of the year. Normally, guns that are capable of firing Vaporizers are also able to fire normal bullets once the Ten Vaporizers are fired.
***When John uses the Judgement Cannon, any Vaporizer that comes out of it homes in on him instead of his target.