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Reviews for "Girls Are Evil: A Proof"

Good one, Lux.

It says that girls are evil. I too am evil. Well I guess that makes me a girl. LOL!

Well, if we're gonna be mathematical about things.

the square root of a square is the absolute value out the value.... so by substitution:
women == |evil|
women equal ABSOLUTE evil.

heh... dork humor...

Quod Erat Demonstrandum

It all works out, but If a girl means time and money, how do you get girl equals time multiplied by money?

Don'tmind the other losers

And by correcting some mistakes made by Mathgeeks I can say: "Girls are time x money since if you multiply the amount of money with the amount of hours there will be more of that amount of money so it's actually a little bit true in this mathematical proof my friends.

Because par example: if you say I have 5 € or in the U.S. also 5 $ and I'm spending 3 hours with that girl. I lose 15 $hour (which is a new amount of something which is invented with that) or 15 €hour to her. And not 5 $ or 5 € + 3 hours.
Got it?

Well that is Maths, so never take your maths too serious.

Thnx for reading this,
Denny.

P.S.: Don't mind my English, I know it sux I speak only English as my second language. But wht can I say I'm proud of Europe after all :)

Uh oh...

He knows too much.

Get him, girls! :P

LuxLucre responds:

I've uncovered the roots of the conspiracy!