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Reviews for "SlashClassic1: Self-Rape"

The Monologue

Many parts of this monologue made me laugh out loud. This was worth watching just for the monoglue. I recommend this to anyone.

SlashFirestorm responds:

Thank you, good sir, I am glad you enjoyed!

I may make an updated version someday, as I have become considerably more powerful/homosexual since the original production of this flash! :-D

Bon Jovi is teh sex

I saw him live last year and everything...

Anyway, the flash! A fantastic self parody there, and one of the funniest submissions I have seen in a long time. It was funny cos it was true (except for the giant erection- we know it was three inches really).

Graphics- not good, but then it wouldn't have been half as funny to see a well animated/drawn Slash rubbing against Drew Pickles, so it doesn't matter.

Style- typical Slash classic style, and reliant entirely on humor, which there was in abundance. I still hate the damn speakonia voices, but it wouldn't be the same without them.

Sound- annoying, but necessary for the style, so a 5.

Humor- 10 out of 10, one of the funniest submissions I have ever seen. To be able to make fun of yourself is great, and it is all the funnier for it.

So a solid 3/5, which isn't bad at all for a flash with so little animation skill.

SlashFirestorm responds:

Questioning the size of my penis is a challenge.

COME AND BEHOLD MY ENORMOUS DICK

Also, Bon Jovi.

I need to update this one...

Funny...Somehow

I dont know why but this made me laugh.
Simple but very effective.
Drew Pickles.....?

SlashFirestorm responds:

You must not have been around Newgrounds during the days of the Barney Bunch.

Drew Pickles is the lord of all, who ascended to the big gay heavens after defeating Wade Fulp in a tremendous battle. He enjoys gay sex and dildos and I want to fuck him, and make this sound:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha

I could not stop laughing.

I'm new to newgrounds but i got the point. This made me laugh from begining to end. The 4 way at the end was a little long but still funny.

SlashFirestorm responds:

It was long. And hard. And arousing.

I demand an update!!!!!!

Since I am no longer level 24!
Plus you didn't say my name right!
For furture reference it's rah-mah-ghee
This is pure hilarity, I think my ribs are hurting from laughing so much. The voice is perfect for this flash. Also get off your lazty ass and do more flash!!!!!

SlashFirestorm responds:

:trying to think of clever and suave reply, but growing erection is cutting off blood flow:

Er...

Yes, Speakonia is great, although it does suck for some pronunciation...haha! :nervous laugh:

I am VERY glad you enjoyed it (like, faptastically-glad) and will totally make more flash as soon as I fucking can!

Now, if you'll excuse me, ramagi-sensei, I'm going to go masturbate furiously.