Reviews for Beam Cage

[LORD-CRAGGLE]

outstanding

It's been a while since I've reviewed anything on here. Had the usual email "new submission by favourite author", Here's me thinking it would be a new "bastard" cartoon. Must say that I'm both surprised AND impressed. Your twisted and dark humour has now spilled into the game world creating not only an addictive and infuriating game, but also shows a lot of skill with scripting!!

Love the idea, love the game (although I cant get past foetus)

ha ha ha foetus!!

WHY IS THIS NOT ON THE FRONT PAGE?!?!?!?!?!

Lord Craggle

Bulortio responds:

cant get past fetus? well thats ok, we need stem cells :P

and it its now on the front page causing me much happyness.

[Bade]

Awesome!

Amazing game! Too hard and too much eye strain for me to play long without killing myself, but that's my problem. Amazing game!

And vote: hardest game ever? I say yes.

[Patricko]

IT BURNS

MY EYES THEY'RE BURNING... THE PAIN...THE HORROR great game its get harder when the i j k l is put in

[darkdude749]

OMGGG

holy friggen crap!! when the ijkl came in i thought "aaaaaahhhh" and when the tfgh came in i just stared and thought: "you're not serious are you?!?!?!" wow... the flashing lights messed with my mind and i think my brain got put in a blender and melted with acid. 10 out of 10.

ps: i gave humor a 10 cuz i was laughing at how crazy this game is
pps: violence = 10 because as i said my brain got blended and "acid-ed" :S
ppps: your rating system was hilarious

[MarkChemical]

WOW

realli funn and realli addictive =]