Parody.Failed.
What it is you tried to parody,then itself became a parody. I know for sure you are not enough clever to have made this intentional. As we all know,Chuck Norris schills for any and all deals he's given;how else could he make ends meet? This was so expected. Lame jokes galore;nothing new,just old hat.Maybe I am jaded,but this as an ultra played-out exercise in boredom (notice how I chose not to make a joke of it,at least in the real). 2/5 nothing new or interesting. Not in any way deserving of the front page.POOP.