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Reviews for "Mario has a Fat Fucking Cock"

HAHAHAHAHAHA

MAN THIS SONG REALLY IS A JOKE! I'd give it a big zero but since this was meant to suck, I'll give it a 10 for humor!!! XD

CockRider responds:

Haha, thanks man. Some people on here actually thing that this was a serious song attempt!!

Amateur

This really isn't all that good. It sounds like you were trying to kill the guitar. It's painful to listen to. Next time, ease up a bit and play a little bit more lightly.

CockRider responds:

You are the opposite of lol. This is a joke song, it wasn't meant to be good. If I wanted to play Mario and make it sound good I'd do it easily, but Mario is a fat peadophile plummer who has the voice of a child for some reason.

P.S. Do you have and crack you could sell to me?

OH MY GOD

FUCKING ARTIST FAVORITE.
I can tolerate this shit, PURE SHIT, but my friends can't.

I interrupted science class with this shit WHILE THE TEACHER WAS SPEAKING.

Fucking lulz ensued, and drew had a seizure

CockRider responds:

Wow, did it really make a guy have a seizure?
AWESOME!!!

Hahahaa
cheers

metal

THIS IS TO EXTREAM...........THIS IS THE MUSIC THAT WILL BE PLAYING IN WW3

CockRider responds:

Haaa, thank you my friend!

GREAT!

Obviously not as good as my cover but yeh. Glen is you didnt read, the guys that did the other shit mario cover, was me n sean (creeping Dan). BLEHHHH

CockRider responds:

Yeah, I had a feeling it was you guys, with the Sep reference name "CIU" and all!

Also, my version is better because I played the guitar without using my fingers. I used telepathy. You can't beat that. There's nothing you can do that beats playing a guitar without actually touching it. I am the best music guy in the world. You'll never be able to play a guitar telepathically... Yoda trained me, and now he's dead so he'll never be able to train you how to do it... because he's dead....DDDEEEAAADDD!!!!!

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