Too much fun!
FTW TECH JOKE!!! The computer looked at the apple because it was clever.
(get it? because apple could mean Apple)
FTW RELIGIOUS JOKE!!! The Muslim looked at the angel because it was dead.
Also funny:
The apple screwed the baby because it was retarded.
The chainsaw beheaded the pool because it was evil.
The card looked at the postcard because it was stupid.
The nerd thought about the bench because it was bored.
The cheesecake harassed the bench because it was selfish.
The fat guy grabbed the glasses because he was wise.
The fat guy danced with the animal because it was wise.
SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!