Reviews for Star Cunt second coming

[Mr-Spaz]

What a sad commentary...

Let us start with the mere factual errors:
A 12-year-old boy who is the "legal owner" of an "Uzi." To start, the boy cannot legally own any firearm. Second, "Uzi" (which we'll assume means the Uzi 9mm SMG), is an NFA class 3 firearm. You'd need an FFL to own one of these (typical annual fee; $3000), you must be 21, and you must pass a thorough FBI background check.
Now on to the other disturbing portion of this animation. Why does billy shoot the supposed child molester? Because he's so obsessed with material goods that a PlayStation vs. a PlayStation 2 is reason to kill a man. Nice job. Now lets shoot Billy and save society the trouble of lethal injection in 6 or 7 years.

[JaqSantore]

Utterly tasteless

The Portal has an awful lot of terrible stuff floating about it, but this entry is easily one of the worst. It lacks any semblence of coherency or artistic skill, and the lack of sound only further emphasizes the overall poorness of the piece. I cannot help but think that a miniscule amount of work (if you dare call it that) went into this bottom-feeder. The biggest miracle of all is that it still holds a place on the Portal. Will wonders never cease?

[GroundPanda]

Hahaha

I'll review this using my dissociative identity disorder/bipolar approach:

Evil, Sarcastic Side: My god! That was hilarious!!! You had fantasticamalistic graphics.

Nice, Complementary Side: It was... nice.......

Egotistical, All-knowing Side: Jesus, I could make better shit than that just by shitting!!!


I agree with frictore, just make it look better.

[jamy-hamy]

wow

i actually liked that but the death at the end was really gay

[YoinK]

drrrr

very bad.. i hope you improve though.