/yawn
20 years ago if I had seen this I would have laughed. After 800 of these a day, it's not funny or even annoying anymore. Why don't you try something new. There are other ways to be funny and or annoying. This just isn't working anymore. It's too over-done. I can't even give you bonus points for trying.
Come-on. Try harder. Make me laugh. Make me angry. This is boring.