3 'B's: Bizarre, Brilliant, and Butt-Plug' Funny
I always say this, but when you actually get a comment out of ME, that means something (Its a mixture of the Pacific sized quagmire of worthless bullpoopy on the net and laziness...). I search the Net for comedy like others do for Porn and most of it is as limp and lame as a sloth monkey's hard-on two weeks after estrus during a tropical storm heat wave. So when I come across something as brilliant and warped as yours, I, MYSELF, get a stiffy...(which is........confusing at best) You are right up there with The Retarded Animal Babies guy and ( I know is a bit passe, but..) Happy Tree Friends. I mean, the one cartoon where the chararcter says " You are so black...I must LICK you..." Made milk spurt out of my nose and I haven't had dairy since people still thought that Tom Cruise was straight ( Or was it sane...? No, it was before he thought he was a professional maternity psychiatrist, thats it...) So, PLEASE keep it up. If drugs are giving you these ideas, keep taking them. If drugs are keeping you from being a sick little puppy, stop taking them. If playing that game where you see how many Q-Tips you can stick into your eurethra before blood starts seeping out of your butt ( or you freak out the dog enough that he has to leave the room...) keeps those unclean thoughts dripping out of our head like the jowels of a bulldog looking at an open bag of garbage from your friendly neighborhood abbatoir on 'Bring your Super Soaker Full of Rancid, Half Clotted Chicken Blood to Work Day', then keep shoving, keep shoving. Just keep doin' what you're doin', you sick, beautiful man. Thumbs up, way up (but this time move your bowels first and may I recommend Astro Glide....)
God Bless your stickiness and may the poopy of your failures not contaminate the chili of your soul, ZStar930