Lol translate
tankman: my anus hurts. i think i got a dick in it.
steve(doesn't understand what he's saying): oh captian, you sound so sexy when you talk mexican (giggles)
tankmen: yes my friend, my small anus is beautiful
steve: oh stop it captian, your emberessing me (giggles)
tankmen: anus shit cop dirty
steve: (giggles)
tankmen:anus anus shit cop anus anus shit shit cop anus