Reviews for "Turd of the Week"

[f0d]

lmao

A. this flash isn't going to change shit. the people who try to get TOTW on purpose will be encouraged by the fact that they are actually angering people like you, since that is their goal in the first place. thats probably the key point you missed in your flash: that those who attempt to get TOTW on purpose are only trying to make you angry and get attention. the funniest part is YOU GIVE THEM EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT, EVERY TIME.
B. this has been done before. search "TOTW" in the search box and you'll see that the first result is not only better executed then this flash and has a clearer message, but was also released months ago.
C. whats up with the score? i cant figure out why this thing is so inflated, you didnt do anything special with it. its certainly not an original concept, and it has terrible graphics and music. this flash isnt even better then the turds you're attacking. basically, all you did was state the obvious. i guess the score is so high because with the low level of intelligence around here, when people hear the obvious being stated, it resonates to them as "truth" and apparently makes them want to vote 5. that has to be it.
D. i can see you're getting a full head of steam from the minor success of this flash. the simple truth is this flash isnt very good, despite what these idiots are telling you. i would say definitely go back to animutations.

KKyuubi responds:

Dumbest. Review. Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!! And, you are affiliated with the Star Syndicate too!!!!!!!! EVEN WORSE!!

[Starberry]

hm

not very good at all, your ideas are all wrong.

the "pokemon hentai" series is only done by a group of weeners whose antics are not tolerated by the real ringleaders of operations on this website. i hope you might figure out who i am talking about.

also you failed to mention a critical part in submitting any movie: the icon. an icon can make or break an attempt at any sort of score.

also you claim that people are tricked into watching movies that fail to deliver "content of this calibur"??? hentai is not what you would call quality content. it's almost always made simply for exposure of the submitter, the exploits of people gunning for low scores is to take advantage of this to reveal to the public the idiocy of people who only go to this site for hentai. if you would read the reviews on these movies a bit more closely you'd find there are more angry people wishing to find hentai than those uspset about what exactly was in the movie itself.

i sure hope you aren't searching the depths of this website for hentai because you appear to be siding with those who do. the people who scrounge this site for hentai are some of the worst users in terms of any intelligence, yes even worse than those who constantly troll the bbs and post giant FAIL pictures or tons of candy stealing jokes.

a while back, happyleetgost submitted a public service announcement like this, except for a different reason. he was fed up with the competition that would ensue between two parties with similar intentions who i will not name but i would hope you'd be able to figure out. his didn't have the flashy music or flashy graphics but his message was almost the same and received a much lower score than this for reasons unknown.

back on the topic of turds of the week, NOBODY can go and make a turd of the week flash. a critical essence to the formula is reputation. the simple fact that someone already has a lot of movies on the portal will greatly aid any venture into getting a low score.

some people do play dirty and change the name of the movie while it is under judgement, now my two turds from a year ago were not won in this way which makes me feel good about what was done when i see people pulling these cheap tricks today.

the earliest pioneers of this idea created incredibly different movies than what you see today. if one of the movie's title or comments had anything to do with hentai, the movie itself was sure to not. seem familiar? well in a way yes but the movies themselves were a lot more refined than these "pokemon hentai" movies you seem to despise so much.

when the hentai craze was popularized, there was little contention for the turd award. however a group of people who are notorious on this website for constantly churning out massive series of low quality, decided to dip their feet in the water as well and create very similar but also obviously worse movies than the starters of the craze, the result is pokemon hentai, an unfunny ball of dog doo that DOESN'T DESERVE THE ATTENTION THAT WINNING THE AWARD BRINGS.

so this brings me to this: the pokemon hentai series does not even deserve turd, it's obviously not going to be blammed due to the sheer will of the artists' reputations, but winning turd is too much of a blessing for that series, they deserve to fall into the depths of the portal with 90 percent of the movies that are on this site.

now that brings me to this: there are some great turds of the week, granted some are in desperation to prevent losers from taking the spotlight, but even some of the frequent winners of turds have some incredibly hilarious "award winning" movies that grace the portal page every once in a while. it is those jealous of the frequent winners who try to get some of their own exposure that are ruining the integrity of the turd.

the prime intention of winning turd of the week on purpose is to amass abusive reviews to show to people that there are TONS of idiots who are here for horrible reasons, but the movies themselves are unjustified when they lack any form of satire or humor.

KKyuubi responds:

My head hurts...

[Jagazaar]

Grossly overrated.

This flash doesn't deserve anywhere NEAR the score it got. See, Newgrounds is a site where people can showcase animations. This is NOT a proper animation, but a collection of some text, some screenshots, some tweens, a very small amount of drawings (also tweened), and a little bit of the same stuff you were criticising. If anything, this 'flash' is much the same as the kind of material you're condemning content-wise.

Yet it has a much higher score, showing that a lot of people will vote high just because of a message they agree with, not because of a flash's actual quality, which is frankly pretty fucking lame. And you're hardly being mature about this, bragging about how your 'flash' deserves Daily Feature, Review Crew Pick and front page.

Not to mention you can't take any valid criticism, choosing instead to ignore it. Decent animators who make REAL flashes that are worthy of such merit aren't anywhere near as arrogant as you. Try to make something that's actually worthy of a bit of credit, THEN you can go and massage your ego.

Go on, give me some valid reasons why this flash, which is very similar to some that got Turd of the Week, deserves a whole 2 points or so better, honestly.

KKyuubi responds:

I understand what you are saying, I'm just mad at all those Star Syndicate guys who have broken my huge streak of great reviews on this movie by dissing it!