FREEK1N' R0XX!!1!11!! :3
Scene 1: Oh god, those poor video game characters! So long of being preserved through time with interactive and new age gaming and graphics, downed by those dumbass easter island head (Moai, so to speak) ninjas! They will pay for this!
Scene 2: Scene two is basically the entire other part of the movie. It's all going to hell from that point on. INRNNEET GAIYV3 MEE F0R#4 D4IZ 2 Pl-l1n[) mI D3TH RAIY3 FORl<M4zTR!!1!!1! (Translation: FBI supplied me with 4 days to find my death ray formaster)