First of all
Eric Bauman is a real person, if uve ever been on his site, which sux nuts,
2. Either A. this is a real response and he made a flash and added side comments to it. or B. this is a hypothetical review.
KthxBAI
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dumb ass
alright I hope that at least half of you fucktards know that this is a parody and that that he im not saying that i know but he might not be the real eric bauman
umm you really exist?
lol i thought you were made up so lemon demon could write their song but if your real you cant take a joke
Curses
Well, besides the obvious sadness here, I'd oddly enough like to give Bauman some points, since most dictionaries will tell you that a slut is almost always a woman. Now of course in today's modern society, slut has been and typically stands for a person of any sex that is immoral or dissolute. Slut can also be used to describe a prostitute, which as well all know can be male or female as long as their selling.
Just thought I'd say it since...slut is technically women oriented...American Heritage Dictionary has it as a person though....so uh...yeah...in his obviously oblivious to the world face.
Otherwise, I think all other points have been well covered in previous reviews.
eBaumsucks
Fry painfully in the eternal fires of hell, Bauman.