Wow....I'm going to enjoy writing this "review....
Ok, this is strictly for Drk_Seductress...everyone else move on.
Alright....I can relate with you on the cheating scenario, but there's that thin line between "funny" and "WTF", and what you did goes way beyond the "OMGWTF" boundaries.
I'd gone out with my ex for 3 1/2 years.... plans to get married, names for future kids, home picked out, etc. etc..... not the perfect relationship, but we worked out way better than most couples do in modern society. I was dedicated to her 100%; when we went out in public, I never even looked at another girl, and she knew it. We both admitted when we made mistakes, and I would learn from them, for her sake.
Unexpected phone call, completely out of the blue, @ 1:30a.m. one morning (while I'm trying to crash):
Me: "Yeah?" (don't bother me while I'm asleep :P)
GF: "We need to break up." (exact words, no greeting, no excuse)
Then the typical "what did I do wrong" and "is there any way to work this out" endured, followed by "no, it's not you" and "I think we're just better off as friends". (realizing this after 3 1/2 years? c'mon...)
3 months later, walking around Wal-mart with a couple of buds for some reason....
(in the middle of conversation)
Friend: "...yeah, I can't believe you still hang around with him, after what he did..."
Me: "Uhh.......what'd he do?"
Friend: "Holy shit.....everyone else already knows about it...." (Yeah, imagine how THAT hit me)
And that's how I found out that my "best friend" had slept with my GF the night that she had called. Was I as pissed as you probably imagine? Oh hell yeah. I had various plans for his death set in my mind. After I'd knocked over a stack of shoes on display (and to my friend that was with me that night, sorry for getting you banned from that wal-mart, considering it wasn't even your fault :[ ), I had gotten in my car, drove over to my ex's, and vented out everything that was on my mind at her. I could write a book with the excuses she gave me; after about the dozenth one, I'd wasted enough of my time and just left.
The next day, I drove straight to the school where my friend attended...this is probably where You and I had the same state of mind; fuck thinking things out, get revenge. I continued my blind fury past the school doors...I didn't have a weapon or anything, I was so pissed I didn't even bother, I was going to use my bare hands (and just so no one freaks out, I wasn't planning to murder him, but definitely teach him a lesson for the future... and that's when I stopped and realized what the fuck I was doing. Was this best friend/asshole/traitor even worth my recognition anymore? No fucking way. He'd already proven himself to be nothing more than the annoying pile of dog shit I'd stepped in that morning. So I took my 10 deep breaths and walked back out of the school (by the way, school security still sucks... I wasn't even stopped by adminstration or anyone else the whole time I was in there).
BTW, I thought karma was a load of BS back then... now I have something to actually believe. My ex best friend got sent to jail on charges I won't release; my ex GF got pregnant unexpectedly, had her kid, and almost immediately afterwards got pregnant AGAIN...unexpectedly, again. I can't wait for the future episode of Maury to come out when she tries to figure out who the fathers are...
Anyway, I've been where you been....and I know it fucking hurts and you're wondering "why the hell it happened" and all. But don't go from a human being to a mindless werewolf, or an uncontrollable psychotic jester (obvious reference :) ). Just like everyone says, move on and don't waste your time (or put yourself at risk for jail or a fine), and you'll find more worthwhile things to spend your life's minutes on.... like typing a fucking 3 page reminiscence like I just did....lol.
Or...if you believe in karma like I do, just sit back and watch the drama unfold :)