A man standing on a toilet is high off pot.
Its a pretty simple idea. No real way to expand it besides adding music to the background. 7/10 but 5/5... I need this to pass...
Reviews for "Ultra Fortune Cookie"
hey
this is pretty good... but it would be one of the most bad ass games if it had like loads of different fortunes... i think you could def make it to the front page with that...
Pretty cool
Okay some of the fortunes arn't actually fortunes, but it's still hilarious. Keep it up.
Not phenomenal, but definitely has utility.
I wouldn't imagine this as a fast-paced run-and-gun shoot-em up or an engrossing detective sim, but being what it is and for simplicity alone, I like it. Just about as much as I like the fact that it's a decent and humorous fortune-cookie generator that is packed in a friendly 20 some-odd kilobyte package. My bandwidth thanks you.
Strangely enough, I found that the "in bed" joke still works with a lot of these, but unfortunately, doesn't carry the same humor as the more serious thought provoking bits of pastry literature I'm accustomed to.
I can definitely see this being, with a little refinement, a really potent and fun birthday/Chinese New Year/et cetera eCard. Definitely could act as a template that, with a little bit of refinement, could become a popular sort of Email thingy that Hallmark and others make for people to send to their friends. To think, with just a smidgen of Java scripting, you can have people create their own message and embed it within this game. Ah, the potential. The possibilities!
Final Grade: B.
this is great
at first i thought it was stupid but then as i read more i started laughing
"Squad helps dog bit victim" rotfl