Very Clever
Alright people here's the scoop.
Crap's usually happen at a specific time. When he says, "I've proved that I'm a consistent dieter." meaning that he has one big poop now and again at a specific time.
"Won't you fit through?" Sometimes we think our poop won't fit through cause it's so big.
"Eventually I will" AKA -He's constapated.
"I've got a train to catch in half an hour." He's rushing cause there's no toilets on a train.
The breathing out is him farting. "Must you embarass me?" It's about farting. and then the poop laughs cause it's what other people do when someone else does.
Trying to push him out. He's too big to push out. You'll always feel like you're going to pull a muscle.
The number 2's on the phone. When you're taking a number "2"when you go to the bathroom means a crap.
The call from upstairs is the brain functioning and suggesting a cigarette that usually relaxes the bowels.
Sound of water when he hits the bottom "bowl"
"Wiping his remains off?" is wiping his butt. Also the next guy is "nutty?" yeah, cause hes a nutty piece of Mr. Hankey.
I gave it a 5 for violence because constapation is violent!
Great stuff