Reviews for Ultimate Ninja Showdown 3

[Gunjoy899]

Chuck Norris just shook his head in disappointment

May I start by saying I just signed up to Newgrounds two minutes ago solely for the sake of blaming this crappy flash...

At first I thought it was going to be a fair flash because the 3D animation looked refreshing but I lost all interest after hearing their terrible voice overs...And whats worse, the whole Katana up the butt joke WAS NOT FUNNY...even once the fighting began after the twenty million years of dialouge, the fighting sequence was completely rocky and ungraceful.

I need to go bathe after watching that sewage dump of a flash.

PureCarnage responds:

Haha... awesome... Chuck Norris loved this flash. He e-mailed me in laughter.

[DavrilChorster]

Boo hoo hoo to this piece of doo doo

Wow. This looks just like Alone In The Dark used to... That's a bad thing.

Also, a word to the wise: ninja do use katana. A katana is a samurai sword for killing. Also, do not change katana for kodachi or wakizashi.
It is called the Ninjaken, also called shinobigatana. Shinobigatana is the
more correct term for "ninjato".

D.

PureCarnage responds:

You made a funny!

[Gogol]

Redundant and poorly made

3d animation was the only unique thing about this. Otherwise it was poor voice acting, and redundant/poorly constructed humor. The fight scene was the worst i've ever seen in a flash.

Oh and yeah, we get it already... katana up the ass...

PureCarnage responds:

I don't think you do get it... if you did, you would have said...

Ha, that's funny that you totally raped Teh American Zombie's Twin Ninja characters and made them so fucking annoying and stupid.

This is a flash battle... me pitted against other wannabe flash artists... who have yet produced their retorts, which means they are spending more time on theres and will probably kick my butt.

[Sligh]

Appealing to 8 year olds maybe

"OMGLOL HE USED A SWORD ON HIS BUTT LOL AWESOME U R GENIUS BEST FLASH EVA!!!!1111!2 SO GAY! GAY PPL R DUMBLOL"

Find solice in reviews like these if you'd like, but I think you should consider growing up and changing your "jokes" if you'd like to avoid the support from people who may write something similar to the above.

Completely boring toilet humor.

PureCarnage responds:

Take it for what it is, I'm tired of all these cry baby reviews about it's quality.

I designed this flash as a joke for a thread, not for some major presentation for the internet.

It's not a major flash production, it's about my ninja and another users on the forums ninja.

It's simply a battle flash, the thread is about me challenging other ninjas then doing a flash about it... if I feel like it.

Sorry you expected some maddness style action packed flash, what you got was something based on a forum thread.

I like it, it's funny... the graphics are great for a quick flash. I am pasting this in all negative reviews because responding to them all is just a waste of my time.

[Atticus-Kid]

Meh..

I am actually disapointed.. It shouldn't be in front page as this is neither good nor hilarious. I mean, I realize it should've take you a long time to do the animation, although most of it are just static images, voice acting really must've taken you some time eh?..

Other than that dialogue was annoying, and katana ass-rape was pretty nasty I might add... better luck next time :)

Have a nice day :3 -

PureCarnage responds:

Take it for what it is, I'm tired of all these cry baby reviews about it's quality.

I designed this flash as a joke for a thread, not for some major presentation for the internet.

It's not a major flash production, it's about my ninja and another users on the forums ninja.

It's simply a battle flash, the thread is about me challenging other ninjas then doing a flash about it... if I feel like it.

Sorry you expected some maddness style action packed flash, what you got was something based on a forum thread.

I like it, it's funny... the graphics are great for a quick flash. I am pasting this in all negative reviews because responding to them all is just a waste of my time.