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Reviews for "The Latest Model"

Amazing..

Wow all around good, in about less than 1 dayy this'll be front page i swear, any who amazing graphics, great sounf L.O.L humor, touchee sir.
5/5 for you, and soon, front page.

cool

Like all your stuff that had a sense of creepyness to it. I liked it.

Me Like

I've been a fan of yours forver. This is great, as I expected. Good job as always, love the style and the idea.

I like the point of this

This was a very well-done satire of what the kids (hell, everyone really) go through in their attempt to keep up wiht the Jones'. Very clever, and I like the black and white. Had kind of a Salad Fingers feel to it IMO, which is a plus in my book. Bravo.

David, listen to me! Listen to me! Listen!!!

Dear David Firth,
First and foremost, I do love you David, I do. I truly love you, and you and me both know I'm not the one to just say that. I mean it, I truly do! But today I want to talk about the problem at hand. You have not shown me any affection in far to long.

I mean, I know we have that understanding, you know, that mutual acception; You have your animating career to look after, and I have the kids to support, but still, show some decency. I have reviewed many of your works, and I haven't even gotten a 'Thank you!', christ, have you even noticed me?

Dave, I thought we really had something, you know, those beautiful nights under the moon, our first bottle of wine together, and remember, remember when you penetrated me for the first time? Oh golly, how I miss our moments. These days its like I'm nothing to you, absolutely nothing.

All I want is acknowledgement, I just want you to acknowledge me, just once! I just want to feel again, David, I just want to know your heavenly touch one last time. Please, for the sake of our children, our relationship, and our passion long forgotten, respond to me.

Sincerely,
Your Lover, Your Caretaker, Your Mistress
Shawn L.