WOW!!!
You are the ONLY entry I have reviewed that DESERVED 10's in ALL the above categories!!!!
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*phew*
...and as for that reviewer that said "but it's not real, you can't throw all the pieces away while the other guy's watching"
Well, i'd like to refer you to the very famous match between the Russian Vladimir Farkov and that feisty Turk Atabey Iswatchun in 1968. Vladimir was losing terribly untill, in a moment of inspiration, Vlaimir proceeded to carelessly discard all of Atabey's peices, one by one with no regard for the accepted conventions of Chess. Initially confused, Atabey finally cracked after his knight at F6 met the floor, producing a revolver, he plastered the Russian's brains all over the wallpaper muttering something in Turkish that was later loosely translated as "Checkmate motherfucker"...What a joker that Atabey was!!!
And as much as i can gather, this is a faithful retelling of that legendary match.
I'll shut up now.