Meh but.....
here are a couple of facts that i have discovered by studying Mr. Norris my whole life:
1. Chuck Norris shaves with pure diamond.
2. Chuck Norris replenishes our atmosphere by exhaling.
3. Chuck Norris once died, but then he beat the sh*t out of God till he sent him back.
4. Chuck Norris takes warm baths in molten magma.
5. Chuck Norris walks on miles of broken glass every day, and still hasn't goten a cut.
6. Chuck Norris doesn't need guns, he simply spits and it's turned into hardened lead.
7. The Universe exists only because Chuck Norris lets it.
8. The only reason the stock market crashed was because Chuck Norris told it to.
9. Chuck Norris doesn't get sick, his epidermas is made of tungsten steel.
10. If you ever see Chuck Norris with his fists raised, you're probably dreaming, cuz if you weren't, you wouldn't be able to see them.