Reviews for Corpses of the III Reich

[MustangSteveGT]

I like the idea of it

Things I liked:
1.The IDEA of the game. The theme. The nazi zombie thing with morbid Silent Hill images strewn throughout the game and scary background audio.
I think this is why so many express the great let down of it because the concept is really really good but the game doesn't match the idea it is capable of.

What I did not like:
1.The insanely repetitive sound bite the just keep replaying the whole game.
2.Graphics could be improved but that alone didnt kill it for me as much as it did for others on here.
3. Controls/Player moves. I would like to see her be able to do more stuff somehow. Like grab edges or something.
3.5 It is pretty easy to fall to death or gauge exactly what is a death fall and what is a hurt-you fall. Sometimes it seemed I could fall the same distance but die sometimes but not others?

[arkona]

it's like lara croft

if lara croft was a game made of such complete pile of shit that not even the "challenging" part of the game was interesting the sad thing is that someone actually spent their time working on this.

i feel sorry for that person, i bet they were probably forced to do this because i think anyone who is declared sane should not have found this a useful use of their time and if they did actually think people would like this then i think they should get lobotomized and taken of the street because clearly their grandeur is at such a state that they are probably a menace to society.

although if they can't even come up with a good concept for a game i doubt they have the mental capacity to come up with anything too dangerous for society short of un-alphabetizing someones dvd collection.

the thing that i found most annoying about the game is that it didn't make any effort to help you, it's as if it just patted you on the bum and said "what do you think im meant to help you HA FAT CHANCE here maybe you can jump over that wall of flames LOL JK sucked in you have to start from the beginning" i know that it's good to have some trial and error elements in a game but jesus christ at least tell us which way we're walking first.

also i would like to mention about the pop up face. why? i mean, seriously, why? please message me and reason with me how that was good idea at the time? who knows perhaps you're on some kind of medication that stops you from eating the carpet and the side effects made something like that scary. but it wasn't scary it just made me feel like hunting you down and bludgeoning you to death with your fence post then searching for you parents and ask them how they let you out of the house. but they will probably be too preoccupied with carpet eating also.

[Yunivor]

bad

seriously, I was expecting more
it was veeeeeeeeeeeeeery disappointing.

[JScarper]

You know when you fart too hard...

...and this game pops out? Holy shit, did I really play this just to rate it? The opening crawl is nonsense, the game is grossly imbalanced against the player (drop two platforms and die? Random flames everywhere?), the graphics are about the worst I've seen on NG, there is no story at all, and the face that jumps out of nowhere is cheap shit horror. The lack of realism makes this the least engaging game I've played in...years!

This game has no class, and the 1 star is only because E.T. exists.

[fishbellyeion]

god danmmit i died like 30 times and ...

and a face pops out of nowhere a screams its so grrrrrrr!!!! but still a goog scare