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Reviews for "McDonald's videogame"

Well done!

Any game that is addicting is a good game. This game is indeed a great game. Great concept and lots of humor thrown in there. The sound was good (although annoying and repititive at times). The graphics and menu system were spot on and great!

Awesome Job!

The Best

This game was so fun. The native vilage was so cool even tho i destroyed it! One thing i cant understand tho.what is with the ocean?

Strategy Guide Pt2 (Proven Success 100yr + 1mil)

2. Butchery:
-At any one time, it is best to have 3 cows at the butchery, this way you don't get too crowded and have epidemic, just let the 3 batches of different sizes come in at different times, that way you have a constant supply in quantums, sometimes the butchery would be empty, don't worry, as long as you have sufficient supply of burgers in the fast food joints (about 200 burgers or so)

-Do not use animal flour, there will be madcow disease, do not use industrial waste, it makes cows sick, use hormones to shorten the delivery time of cows, so that cows don't stock up at the butchery and exhaust your cistern. As mentioned in the agricultural section, do not have the cattle all coming in one lot, remember the cistern has a limited size, if you use it excessively it drains out, if you consume at a rate lower than the soy inputs, it stays perpetual.

-Ignore the prompts of cistern full and no cows, they always happen. Just kill the sick cows (I didn't get madcows coz I didn't use animal flour).

3. Fast Food Joint:
-Minimal intervention required. Just go with the badge and discipline on the staff without the stupid grin, if all fails, fire and replace with new staff, just don't do it too often and only as required. Make sure that no unhappy staff is serving the customers, or they will be pissed off, and don't make them queue for too long (if u run outta burgers, there is probably something wrong with your production pipeline, consider restructuring the agricultural section as above).

4. Management:
-While I am not sure what is the max profit you could earn each month, the max monthly revenue I got is probably around 7-8k, thus you are always gonna bankrupt if you over expand and spend your money on useless propaganda and bribes monthly.

-Bribes: Bribe no one, you are not fooling anybody but yourself. The bribes won't help, the people are still gonna sue you anyway, sooner or later, if you run your business in a sensible way hopefully you won't need them and people won't get mad too often. Propaganda is the way to go instead of bribing, it brings in additional customers too.

-Marketing:
There are two pairs of marketing tools, advertisements (McDisney, Children) and propaganda (pyramid, 3rd World), have one in each pair turned on at any one time unless absolutely necessary (deserted fast food joint).

Advertisements:
Turn on McDisney, it brings excess profits and maximizes revenue. You can sometimes change it to Children want Maccas to cut costs and earn excess return when your business is already running well with 2k+ profits per month. Use both only when your fast food joint is deserted, otherwise it is too costly.

Propaganda:
You can choose not to use the food pyramid, but people will get fat, this way you get complaints from both the obesity association and the customers, so it's best to use it to avoid litigations. The beauty of turning it on is that you don't get sandwiches stocking up for nothing. If you have lots of excess sandwiches and insufficient burgers due to poorly secured production pipeline, activate the food pyramid and boost sandwich sales, then fix up your burger supplies. Switch off food pyramid and turn on 3rd world when anti-globalization hippies are really pissed off, then convert back afterwards.

X. Profits:
I usually have about 2-3k profits monthly and about 7-8k of revenue, (4-5k spendings) in that way, you make about 240k - 360k every decade, allowing a whopping 100k for litigations in the time frame (should be more than enough even if you do no bribing, unless you did absolutely poorly for some reason), and 3 times of cattle rotations [3 times x 3 fields x ($5000 - $2500)] = $22500,
thus your profit every decade should be still at least more than $100k and around $120k to $240k. More conservative estimate is about $150k to $160k per decade since sometimes the fast food joint is deserted and you lose some profits and takes a few months to fix it up. $150k x 50 yrs = $750k, and after a century hopefully you would end up somewhere around $1.5 mil.

great game

there should be more games like this, its great and really addictive ive been playing this game for about an hour now and i still want to play more!!!

keep up hte good work

Addicting!!! AAAAA

LoL I cant stop playing! Best flash game EVER