i cant bring myself NOT to comment...
i cant decide yet if you were joking with this or not. on the one hand, if you are joking, then i hate you because it wasnt very funny, and it didnt do an adequate job mocking tutorial flashes. on the other had, if you were serious, then i hate you for being a n00b writing tutorials for n00bs. this is so painfully basic that, joking or not, it does not work out in your favour...