dont judge me for this
but I tried the christian thing...God is great...but christians suck
then I worked it out from what my mother told me I worked back through records, and whilst I was being concieved the only recorded hurricane..the first...and only...EVER hurricane, in England began, and finished after my dad shot his bolt. There is a very real dread in me that I could be a failed anti-christ...honestly...people died in a natural disater that has never, and wont ever happen again....which kinda rocks really