LMAO, TYSM dude.
I can gaurantee you that your not gonna get "Turd of the Week" with artwork like yours. This is what we call a "quality" work. But since you obviously won't pay any attention to what I ask of you to improve, I'll instead give you fake "advice" on what to do to make a "crappy" piece of of work.
1. Add storyline.
2. Make it longer.
3. I swear this is really stuff that'll get it blammed!!!
P.S. I love quotation marks! """"""""!