well...
i hated it even thou i hated all the characters there i still hated it and thats y i gave it a 5 :D
Reviews for "Ultimate VideoGame Battle"
F00D responds:
hahahah wonderful. you = smart
dude, dont be givin this guy reasons
If you were to be practical about things instead of focusing on the artist, then maybe you could see why video games suck. But sadly, you lack the interest of the real world since you, yourself have to go on trying to own someone who obviously knows what they are doing and may play video games, JUST LIKE YOU (sad piece of shit) -- that is why they are up "there" and you gladly are down "there"
k? thx. ^.^ that was funny as fuck
F00D responds:
oh my god, a perfectly normal person on newgrounds.
you're a rare find, sir. I salute you.
Couldn't agree more.
I was pretty angry at first, sitting through what a clock called "the greatest video game movie ever!" and seeing some real shit on the screen... but then you got to your ending, and your point. And you're so right.
It seems every time I submit any of my games one (or two) of these crappy sprite movies (not much better than this one) is submitted the same day, and snags the top or top two spots, giving my game a third place and most likely meaning it gets ignored, because as long as you have a video game character in your movie, you automatically get a 4.0+ rating on this site.
Where did all these obsessed video game freaks with no taste come from? Look, I love those games too, I grew up with them, but that doesn't mean I automatically hump anything that has my favorite video game characters' faces on them. Aren't you guys the same people who rip on how terrible all these video game-based movies in Hollywood are? Those, at least, had a score of people spending a lot of time and effort on them. These sprite movies DON'T.
It'd be one thing if they managed to be witty or clever or satirical, but they all have silly stupid slapstick humor, or have them "dance" to crappy pop music, because you can't do too much with the sprite set for a character meant for video games (run, jump, fly, and fight, that's just about it).
So congrats on expressing what the quiet minority has been thinking. Maybe the right people will get the message and knock it off, or stop voting this shit up to first place all the time.
F00D responds:
good lord this was a brilliant review, you've captured my thoughts exactly :')
Good work here, F00D.
I don't get why people would down-review this: it's well-animated, you obviously put some effort into this, and the surprise of seeing the video game characters have an orgy instead of fight is both pointed and funny. While I may not agree with your conclusion about video games themselves sucking, I will agree that video game parodies are overdone and many of them are overrated. And I will agree that sometimes the Flash Portal does look kinda like a video game orgy.
In the technical sense, this Flash is well-put-together. You drew Link in particular rather well, though I don't agree with the idea of the anime style being "gay" that you pointed out. Also Kirby and Sonic didn't come out bad, and the scenery and Portals looked pretty good. All in all, a much better movie than a lot of the ones you're spoofing.
5/5, 10/10.
F00D responds:
thank ya
the line "videogames suck" was just designed to make people mad, i dont really think tht
that gay anime style
Exactly.