Hey ultima_cannon Jesus is the SON of God MORON
1. That's more like an Anti-Christ not Jesus
2. The Pope is too old to be doing that stuff
3. Neither of them would use a gun or knife
4. The Pope usually has like 50 bodyguards
nice try anyway
Reviews for "Pope Vs Jesus"
dazza-mate responds:
his bodyguards were on lunch break.
bad points
1. jeasus IS god so he would istantly win..
2. the pope rides a pope mobile nto a chavelier
3. dont be racist
dazza-mate responds:
im not racist, where is there racism, i am a christian and i know that racism is bad. there is no racism in this movie.
That has to be...
The crapiest, shitiest pile of crappy shit, I've ever seen.
Next time you make a movie, make sure you spend at least an hour on it.
dazza-mate responds:
I spent at least twice that much on it.
Where to begin...
Dave,
I find your video offensive to members of the christian faith. Clearly the material in your video was meant to poke fun at christians [the crowd of identicle people standing behind Jesus who happened to look a bit too much like Tom Green], but I won't berate your video on that premise [although it is blam-worthy for containing offensive / hateful material].
I will however berate you for the following:
Graphics: 1/10
At least an attempt was made, I think... but your graphics are very flat and ugly. I would suggest you either pick up an online tutorial or a book at your local Borders and practice creating artwork in macromedia... even if this video was meant to gain you newgrounds credit, it will never happen if it looks like a juvenile hack job.
Style: 1/10
I'm not sure if you were going for a flat south park look, but even if you were, the style of the artwork was ridiculously basic... also, cheap shots at religion have gotten old very fast.
Sound: 3/10
You get a three because of the fact that I liked most of the music that you played. You only get a three because the sound quality was not very good.
Violence: 2/10
For a movie that focused on a genocide of an entire religion, the violence was very basic and boring, so you get a mere two of out ten.
Interactivity: 0/10
Well, there wasn't any.
Humor: 0/10
For all I can tell the entire premise of the movie was to, A.) Catch a ride on the mass murder bandwagon of most flash videos, and B.) Also catch a ride on the "Christianity sucks" bandwagon. However I must say you did a pretty crappy job with both, and if this is your first attempt you have a lot of work to do, if not then... may god [oh wait, too late now..]
Overall you get a Zero because I really want to see this off of newgrounds. It's videos like this that give you atheists a bad name. [Of course, if more atheists were open-minded people then there wouldn't even be a problem, but that's an entirely different discussion.]
In closing, I hope you can at least read so you can learn something today.
~Karnikrage
dazza-mate responds:
who's Dave
hahaha
I thought it was funny. Thats about it, it s just a joke and I really see no need to get pissed about it. kiss kiss
dazza-mate responds:
yes good on you, a lot of other people thought i was targeting religion.