Hahaha!
This is so amazingly awesome.
Its so not true, which is cool. :)
You shouldn spend as much money as you can, as quickly as you can! Lmao!
You are so awesome. And the advert at the end was priceless. You should of said like:
"Look, dont save money. Remember to spend it, and ill give you your first oppurtunity at the Captin Capatilism store by clicking here now!" Lmao.