Reviews for Smoking & Sea Turtles

[Insert-Pie]

This was boing as shit.

Wow, you're so offensive and cutting edge touching on those topics that no one else will. You are my hero! What the hell was all that hype about this being offensive, shocking and controversial? This was just stupid. I'll admit it made me laugh a little once or twice, but in the end, watching this was a huge waste of my time. I feel even more ripped off because I was promised something "shocking and offensive". That claim was backed up by absolutely nothing. Just some half decent animation, and excessive use of the word "Fuck". Try harder next time, or don't try at all.

[EXRazeBurn]

a pair of dark laughs

First off I'd like to give props to potatoVodka for pointing out in his review that cigarettes don't actually make you high. I was simply shocked...SHOCKED...to discover such a blatent distortion of the truth. Imagine...something untrue inside a random comedic animation? It's blasphemy I say! Getting rich off of making a blanket out of a person was one thing, but this...for shame author, for shame...

But seriously folks either get a sense of humour or get off this site.
The truth is this was a funny and twisted pair of shorts and should be recognized as such.

Graphics: The animation was above par, using character models consisting of individual overlapping moving shapes. It's also important to note that the author made a visible effort to properly lip sync all his characters (albeit not perfectly, but close enouth).
But the strong point of these shorts is definitely the backgrounds. Very soft and forgiving hues combined with above average levels of details. Overall a decent job
7.5/10

Sound: A decent choice of musical selections with excellent soundand voice quality. As for the voice acting, the kids voices were a little annoying, but overall fairly well done. And the few sound F/X used were used in the right places. Again, a decent job.
7.5/10

Premise: Great material for a sardonic comedy (i.e. black humour). A decent mixture of parody (poking fun at 'scare tactic' announcements), simple witty commentary and overall twisted themes. This was easily the flash's strong point. Great work.
8.5/10

Overall I'm fairly impressed with this work, and if you've got a jaded outlook on life and are in need of a laugh, then this is the flash for you.
8/10

Keep up the good work McBean.

-EXRazeBurn

[smoohead]

hilarious

so absurd its funny.

I read some reviews and had to laugh at people who said, "OMFG YOU CANT GET HIGH OFF CIGARETTES!!! ZERO ZERO ZERO!!!"

sometimes a flash is even more hilarious b/c of the idiot responses to it.

[Spork-Crusader]

Pretty good.

I liked how rediculous the whole thing was. And I especially like how it shows two kids who're trying to be cool by smoking. Fact for the kiddies- smoking doesn't make you look older or cooler. It makes you look like an asshole- why did you spend $4 to try to convince the world that you're dangerous and macho by giving yourself cancer?

And to the guy right before me- those ads are meant to show how irresponsible you are by smoking weed. And most of those facts are true, if you could think past the cloud of smoke that covers your brain.

Great movie, though. I approve. =D

[nutsymcgooch]

Very funny stuff

Hey, look man, that was some pretty good stuff man. The jokes were hilarious, and the whole mind reading joke was was funny as hell. Anyone who says " hey.... wait a minute... cigarettes dont get you high! blam this piece of crap!" should be executed with 4 industrial sized chainsaws... no shit, thats the joke assholes... anyway, good stuff, keep it up man.