Thanks for fucking up a good idea...
The concept of this Flash is great and the drawing is fantastic...
...to bad that's all this Flash had going for it. There was quite litterally no animation at all other than the jumping and eyes getting large. You even mentioned in the thing, twice, that your characters didn't move which would mean you were aware of the fact not-moving-characters was odd/wrong. By not animating yet saying you realize you should animate just means your lazy.
Your sense of humor stinks; this wasn't funny almost at all. I chuckled maybe twice during this but that's it. Then, what's worse, to cover up your God awful jokes, you simply put Peach topless in hopes to make people like you. Your no better than G4 on that one. The script was down-right retarded. PLEASE tell me you were trying to make the script suck as a joke becuase, otherwise, your quite possibly the worst script writer alive. All the characters were the same and the voice acting, OMFG, what the hell man?
All in all, you totally ruined what could have been a great flash.