to those who are that stupid.....
if you really cant pick up what is going on here, then you need to die. there really isnt any one who could spell or speak naturally, all of it was done on purpose. This is definatly the work of david firth. He is doing what steven king the writer did. He tested his work by going under a different name then releasing it, to see if his work is really good, or if its just his name. now im sure tom knew who made this, but for those who still dont, go fuck yourselves for being ignorant assholes.