Double you tea eff mate?
I guess this is a parody of some sort of online game. And everybody in the game calls everybody else a noob, even the noobs. Comedy gold... If by gold you mean carbon. I would list why I gave everything the score I did, but I'd immagine the author wasn't really trying. It probabaly would have been funnier to me if I'd ever played or heard of Rubescrape or whatever the game is. Wait, let me try using my immagination... I'll just replace Runescape with Diablo II or something and see if the jokes get any funnier... Hmmmmmmm... NOPE! Oh well, I tried. Nice menu, dull concept, medium execution.