Nuh
Small penis virus? I don't recall ever getting that one on Windows. Or ever.
Kind of the suck when it comes to the fact that the only end result is "haha you have a small penis" ...
Windows can suck sometimes (coughvistacough), but all in all it is a damn sight better than anything Apple have ever managed to produce.
Whats that? The iPod? Well whoop de doo, every time I get a new PC I can't transfer my songs into the new iTunes, and it asks me to wipe it. WTF??