Humph...
Seems to me like you ruined the point of sims in the first place... for nerds to learn how to meet and date girls.
Reviews for "Naruto Dating Sim"
hard
omfg thats fucking hard
omg!
it shit, i played it 5 times to get only one BAD hentai animation
my wife left me
This is one of the best dating simulators I've ever played. It was upon playing it that I realized my older cousin was in-fact, a huge fucking weebtard and freak of nature. However, I have grown now. I have grown so wise, that I found out my kink for underaged anime characters is epic. A quick note to add, That "Shika" character at the end really made me question my sexuality. I know we play as sakura who happens to be *Shudders* a g-g-g-g-girl... Excuse my french... But I am confident In my heterosexuality, I like women, that's right, women, with big gigantic bazanagoonganagoons. Anyways, back to the game. I only played through this game twice, and I'll tell ya why. I already came from the first playthrough, but I wanted-no! I NEEDED more! I decided to go for my most favorite character in all of media, that's right, N to the aruto! I was super hyper fucking LAZEERRRR focused on dating my dear dear Naruto. I was rock-hard throughout that playthrough, just absolutely stiff, completely erect! And I managed to achieve the delicious sex scene with precious Naruto, finally. While short-lived, The pleasure received from it was no less than immaculate. Just the best thing that's ever fucking happened to me. Yeah, even better than the time I was birthed. I would fucking kill to have a time machine and relive this moment over and over and over. The penetration in the scene seriously rivals that of big-budget movies like Avatar, and it even beats the best of the best hentai and porn I watch on the regular. I still haven't recovered from that orgasm. The sheer amount of force of my sperm blasting out from my urethra was so much It ripped past my thick napkin. That's pretty much my review for the game, I would have rated it 1 star higher If my dick wasn't so hard. You see lads, by only jacking my cock to Hentai I’ve transcended the human capacity to become aroused to visual stimuli. The very utterance of the Japanese language is enough to make me diamonds, and things as mundane as an exceptionally curvy line for pre to force its way through the fabric of my jeans. During the day I’m a normal looking guy, but the moment I get home I dump all my notebook paper on my bed, douse myself in paint, and throw myself on the fallen leaflets pretending to be a 2D boy. My mom leaves me dinner, but 3D food disgusts me, so instead I take pictures of the food, print them out, and eat the paper. “Itadeckymass” I grumble through tears as the rough laminated paper lacerates my esophagus. My waifu is a cardboard cutout of Megumin, but last week we broke up after I told her that cardboard is actually 3D. I’m heartsick, but I’m true to who I am. I’ve been fapping the entire time you’ve been reading this actually, and the fact that you just visualized this means that I’m jacking off in your head. I’ve truly transcended.