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Reviews for "Safe Sex?"

fucking retards

to all the dumbfucks who can't grasp the concept of this flash:
this is a parody of an infomecial, the selling of a completely useless product on tv with absolutely no funding for advertising.

hence why it's purposefully crappy and all the voices are by the same person, hmmm just like an infomecial.

if you wanted to watch a smooth flash with a story line, plot, and great animation, look at the top 50 in the portal, not a infomecial parody you god damn retards.

and to all the fags offended that something like this made the front page, make something yourself, instead of just jerking off on your computer.

and if you don't understand the sexual inuendo, don't review or vote, so i don't have to break your jaw so i can load my nuts in your mouth

D-to-da-P responds:

your words... Yes.. your words. only if people knew you know man. thanks alot.

good

pretty cool. I only really laughed at the 50 extra dollars part because it was so unpredictable, and it was like you ran out of ideas or something :D.

You sounded really bored tho, i dunno if that was how you wanted it to sound, but I actually think that made it better, I smiled a few times :)

welll

it was funny when the girls voice turned out to be a guys, when the condom went on the foot then the head that was also good, but instead of saying "its a 52 dollar value and we're giving it to you for only 50 dollars" you SHOULD have said "its a 52 dollar value and we're giving it to you for only 52 dollars" <<<< see how it didnt change making it funnier??? I have spoken

I'm sorry....

But, this does not interest me, maybe because I'm a girl, that could be a reason, but it's your voice, I felt like it was some teacher talking continuously in class. I say cut the monotone and put some more excitement, I'd say that's one bad ad. D:

D-to-da-P responds:

im a failure what can i say. i failed to entertain a female peer. there isnt much to live for now... but there is always second trys right?

nice

that was pretty funny. i like how in the beginning the girl sounds like a man.

D-to-da-P responds:

i see that people are noticing that more. im glad you thought it was funny. thank you.