fucking retards
to all the dumbfucks who can't grasp the concept of this flash:
this is a parody of an infomecial, the selling of a completely useless product on tv with absolutely no funding for advertising.
hence why it's purposefully crappy and all the voices are by the same person, hmmm just like an infomecial.
if you wanted to watch a smooth flash with a story line, plot, and great animation, look at the top 50 in the portal, not a infomecial parody you god damn retards.
and to all the fags offended that something like this made the front page, make something yourself, instead of just jerking off on your computer.
and if you don't understand the sexual inuendo, don't review or vote, so i don't have to break your jaw so i can load my nuts in your mouth