Nice.
Number one, funny flash. I liked it.
Number two, shut up damonex, or however your ridiculous username is spelled. Nobody honestly cares if you don't like this flash (and they'll care less after reading your smarmy little bashfest), so why take the time to write that little chunk? Let's talk about sprites. Obviously, nobody can draw as well as you can, with your godly artistic prowess, so they must use sprites to convey their originality. Understood? Stay with me here, buddy. The dialogue was lame? Well, someone here is a hypocrite; look at what YOU wrote. Pfft. Now, if, as you say, there are 'only five different sprites that are almost completely stationary', don't you think we should all be applauding for racking up such a high score with just that? I do. Oh and, oh dear, you're calling people eight years old! Dear God, what pain! What are we supposed to do now that we are deemed young by dambunx (or whatever)? Additionally, is he supposed to fele bad about letting you down? you, somebody who just spent the last few minutes insulting him? Your logic is impeccable. See that window? Jump.
Great Parody, Cyro.