People just don't get it.
Hilarious, man. What's even funnier is what you did to your site. It scares me that there are people who have such a lack of a sense of humour that they took this seriously. I mean, come on, what kind of a lame-ass h4xx0r would change only the front page, leaving everything else on the site intact? Great April Fool's joke on the throngs of dumbasses.