I liked it! Good work!...It's spelt mississippi!
Put your semen-stained underpants in the potato salad...wow, where did u get that idea? Did u try it once?
I've always laughed at the idea of wet-dreams but I feel sorry for you because of your mom washing ur sheets and underpants...
And I think you're being harsh on the whole 'period' thing, it's not as bad as it seems but we girls can get pretty pissed off so i can't blame u..
This is really funny and I'm gonna tell my friend Ethan about it in physics class when I go back to school, yipee hurray!