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Reviews for "The Matrix Retarded"

WAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT?

it was so damn confusing it changed scenes randomly i really got lost watching this.

DazFromTaz responds:

Sorry you didn't enjoy it :(

zzzzzzz.... huh, who, what .... oh its finished

dude, that really sucked. not to be mean, i did like the mix of half life 2 and the matrix but it was just poor animation and a poor plot. I probably shouldn't b sayin this cause i have no idea how flash works but all the same... im sure u could do better.

DazFromTaz responds:

I probably could do better if I spent obscene amounts of time on it, but I just don't wanna do that. And I'm not too skilled at art, so yeah. I'd love to get some 3D plugins for flash though and let rip. I've done a couple of 3D courses.

ok i was just woken up by my cat

seriosly that was boring. no plot no point. not worth iti fell asleep during it
i feel bad that maybe my cat might have had to watch a bit of this

DazFromTaz responds:

Sorry you didn't enjoy it :(

Some decent sound could have gone a long way...

Sound makes or breaks a movie, especially in this case. The graphics were static, so that means that you had to carry the movie on your voicing. Unfortunately, you didn't do enough with that. The voices were all whispery and samey. I would have loved to hear some bad Morpheus or Smith impressions, but you didn't seem to try very hard, and ended up with boring dialogue. The trinity-vampire thing was kinda funny, but one funny joke doesn't carry a movie. If the voicing were a little more spirited, then this would have been a much more interesting flash, but as it is, it just isn't anything special. Just be a little more spirited next time, that's all.

DazFromTaz responds:

Well I tried on the voice acting, it's just that my voice isn't very......talented. As I said in a previous review, I'd love it if some people would like to do some voice overs for it!! I'll credit you and everything.

wtf?

that was hella boring

DazFromTaz responds:

Sorry you didn't enjoy it :(