you poor kids are fetal alcohol babies arent you
thats so sad. fetal alcohol babies making movies about ill temperd penguins.
Reviews for "Penguin Jam 3"
cool-penguin-0 responds:
Lol, go suck IWP's skinny noodle cock.
umm...ok?
ya...didn't make alot of sense...maybe i had to watch the others...but it still kinda sucked...i'd tell u u could do better...but i don't wanna give u false hope...
cool-penguin-0 responds:
This...review doesn't....make a lot...of sense...stop...putting in....full stops....everywhere....damnit.
Utter Crap.
Man wtf was this. I can't believe I actually saw this shit. What the hell was going on? Seriously. The penguin's joints looked retarded and his hand was not even on the gun (actually not his hand, his ARM) Way too short too.
cool-penguin-0 responds:
I hope you get pubic lice.
ugh...
Alright man.. here goes. First I see that you say shitty things to people JUST cause they don't like your movie. Well, most of them just say "this sucks" and nothing else. I know how irratating that is, but really... This is not very good at all. Just so you can't cuss me out, allow me to break it down for you in an intellegent manner.
Your concept is surprisingly unfunny. One movie, a peguin shoots a guy in a bar. There's no point. 2nd movie... Peguins having sex. Sorta. In the dark. Cheap, and not good.. also.. not funny. The only good thing about this is that you mamaged to follow the rules of the competetion. But underdog of the week?? They'll make anything in that position these days, won't they? Your art is terrible. You just made bad shapes in Flash and strung them together in a very cheap and badly animated way. This had no substance, no style, and you didn't seem to put much work in this at all. Bitch me out like everyone else with your vauge, childish insults if you want.. you won't hurt my feelings. But this IS a peice of crap. Spend more than a half hour on flash, use real artwork... And make something enjoyable that people will want to see, and not just some thing that you think is decent when you didn't put any real work or too much thought into it. Really.. this DOES suck, and you know it does. Being so insulting indiscrimnatly to everyone who dosn't like this crap, shows your immaturity and your insecurity.. becuase you know this sucks.
cool-penguin-0 responds:
Well, thanks for the constructive review, it makes a change for once.
Also, people leave stupid reviews, I leave stupid answers. It's a give and take situation, or something. These cartoons aren't supposed to be professional, they're supposed to be a bit stupid, a bit of a laugh, go to a professional site if you're expecting professionalism. Amateurs is what NG is all about, and that's why I <3 it.
Pointless
I can understand that you had to fulfuill certain guidelines to produce this submission, but it wasn't very clever. All it did was make fun of the inter-gender conflict over anal penetration whilst (presumably) in a relationship.
The L33t5p34k didn't help either.
cool-penguin-0 responds:
Shutup, I know you secretly wanted to see the penguin sex scene didn't you?