Metroid Crime
Not "What if Samus were Kiddy?" but "Why did Metroid Suck?" I mean, if you wanted to more emphasize on "Kiddy", then I was expecting the Mother Brain to shoot rainbows and cuddly teddy bears; not a metroid hatchling sucking on Samus's chest.
But it was decent. I mean cmon people, clicking wasn't that much of a chore!